Well, that's another problem he'll doubtless need funding to overcome.
Now that we've established there's a definite *need* for funding,
who's up for a donation? I'm prepared to pass all monies recieved on
to the old timer. Let's face it, if he appealed directly to you with a
scheme lijke this, you'd suspect he was some sort of con artist. But
since the appeal is coming from *me*, someone you know, trust, respect
and revere, you can be sure your dough's going to a good cause.
Now start coughing-up!
The Hon. Paul Burridge
Principal Engineer and Finance Representative
Rotational Flotational Anti-Gravitational Devices, LLC
Dear Mr. Burridge,
I see your point, and would like to invest all my worldly savings, plus my
cat (who will no doubt be useful for Shroedinger-type experiments).
Sadly, my bank has informed me that they will not honor checks for my true
net worth, so I must resort to cash. Most of it is in small bills and
change, and I'm afraid the bills are somewhat wrinkled after traveling for
so long in my shoe. However, the coins are in fine shape, although I
suspect that shipping them will be rather costly. Fortunately, they are
contained in a large glass jar, which is also rather heavy, but will keep
them from spilling out of the envelope during shipping. The jar weighs
quite a bit, and I suspect that shipping will be rather expensive, but I'll
send it postage due so that the shipping costs don't subtract from my
investment.
I don't have your address, so I'll send the whole lot to general delivery
at the Featheringstonehaugh post office. I have no idea where that is, but
I just love the thought of a name that long that's pronounced "Fanshaw,"
and have always wanted to send something there. Be sure not to wait too
long before retrieving it, as I'm only including two weeks of food for the
cat.
Looking forward to a long and profitable relationship,
Your humble investor,
-- Mike --