Comedy Thread

[bertus]

Thanks cmartinez AAC

 

[bertus]

Thanks to nsaspook AAC

 

[Delta Prime]

The dark side has cookies?
You must have a lot of dough!
I've been there!! For me it's too big of a whisk.

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[bertus]

Thanks to nsaspook AAC

 

[Delta Prime]

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
-May West

 

[Delta Prime]

Well this is kind of spooky

 

[Delta Prime]

Bohr and Einstein arguing about what to order on Uber Eats for lunch. Credit: Public domain image by Paul Ehrenfest.

 

[bertus]

Thanks to nsaspook AAC

 

[bertus]

Thanks cmartinez AAC

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[bertus]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[bertus]

Oxymorons:

Freezer Burn	Civil War	Calculated Risk	Old News
Advanced Basic	Working Vacation	Minor Catastrophe	Extra Money
Original Copy	Taped Live	Instant Classic	Rap Music
Drag Race	Small Crowd	Gentleman Farmer	Found Missing
Airline Food	Turned up Missing	Industrial Park	Almost Exactly
Living Legend	Temporary Tax Increase	Genuine Imitation	Word Picture
Same Difference	Definite Maybe	Black Light	Alone Together
Government Organization	Urban Cowboy	Sun Shower	Sanitary Landfill
Open Secret	Cold Sweat	British Fashion	Power Nap
Near Miss	Passive Aggression	Still Life	Living Dead
Daybed	Terribly Pleased	Soft Rock	Clearly Misunderstood
Rock Opera	Lengthy Brief	Tough Love	California Culture
Microsoft Works	Peace Force	Sweet Sorrow	Light Heavyweight
Loud Whisper	Plastic Glasses	Exact Estimate	Pretty Ugly
Act Naturally	Minor Crisis	Bad Luck	Natural Additives
Clearly Confused	Only Choice	Deafening Silence	Paid Volunteer
Even Odds	Random Order	Accidentally on Purpose	Good Grief
Fairly Dark	Safety Hazard	Eternal Moment	Government Service
Baby Grand	Taped Live	Ill Health	Summer School
Vaguely Aware	Terribly Cute	War Games	Job Security
Dry Lake	Home Office	Great Depression	Liquid Gas
Down Escalator	Concrete Jungle	Almost Exactly	Easy Problem
Modern History	Bittersweet	Normal Deviation	Constant Change
Death Benefits	Plastic Wood	Rap Music	Serious Fun
Criminal Justice	Friendly Fire	Dynamic Equilibrium	Anxious Patient
Idiot Savant	Boxing Ring	Conservative Democrat	Linear Curve