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Frank Bemelman
- Jan 1, 1970
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NunYa Bidness said:Never touch the left hand of a middle eastern man!
PLONK!
NunYa Bidness said:Never touch the left hand of a middle eastern man!
John said:---
LOL, when I get on someone else's case and you don't like them, you
egg me on and even shoot some of your own barbs into the mix, but
when it's you that's being criticized it's all of a sudden like
_I'm_ old and cranky and overdoing it?
BTW, I like Scott Tissues toilet paper (1000 single sheets per roll)
and, over the years, have gotten used to (and learned to appreciate)
the rather Spartan feel of untextured paper wiping my asshole clean.
Last week, however, as part of my regular excursion to the store, I
bought TP and, much to my surprise, when I loaded up a roll of
Scott's, I found out that it was _textured_ !!!
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Not to the point where it was Charmin or suchlike, where they want
you to feel that you're wiping your ass with velvet, but not the old
Scott's either. Single sheets, but with the feel that they'd been
run through a vacuum.
Fred said:LOL- funny-)
Actually- if you eat a proper diet, position yourself properly, and
exercise discipline over the process, there is absolutely no need for
wiping whatsoever.
"When sitting on a toilette, the lower end of the descending colon is
bent, requiring a major muscular effort to evacuate the bowels.
The strain of this effort can burst or clog the minute capillaries that
feed the anal sphincter, causing hemorrhoids to form there.
When squatting, the colon aligns itself naturally with the rectum and
the anus, which opens completely and effortlessly in the squatting
position.
You will pass much more feces in a single squatting than you could
possible pass in a single sitting. Owing to the full spread of the
cheeks, squatting also leaves less of a mess than sitting, so you'll
save money on toilet paper as well!
To squat on a sit-down toilet, simply raise the seat and stand up on the
rim, than squat down slowly until your knees are pressed against your
chest. When barefoot, squat on the seat instead of the rim. A sink,
handle or shelf nearby may serve as an armrest to help with balance. If
your knees and back are too weak to support your weight in the squatting
position, then build a simple wooden frame around the toilet with
supports for your arms.
Bowel movements are so rapid, efficient, effortless and voluminous in
this posture that once your start doing it this way you will never again
torture your bowels in the sitting position."
Just gave this method a test trial- it works great...very fast and
efficient.
I read in alt.binaries.schematics.electronic that Jim Thompson
Last time I looked, they weren't in Italy, and it may take you 4-6 weeks
to get out of town, once you start doing the tourist bit... (;-)
It's a blood sport. Exhilarating, most males will enjoy it!
Hello Spehro,
Females, too. It was barreling down a road in a truck (a real truck). A
little Fiat two-seater blew through a stop sign and after a long screech
we came to a stop.
There were at least two feet left between the Fiat
and the truck, a lot by Italian standards. The lady in there started
cussing and gesturing, something about people with foreign license
plates and all that. After about 15 seconds she must have realized how
silly it was, burst into laughter and we wished each other a good day.
That was cool.
But don't even think about getting back into the car after a few of those...
Avoid Nice airport.
I read in alt.binaries.schematics.electronic that Spehro Pefhany
This is Japanese advice for western tourists?
There are no nice airports.
I read in alt.binaries.schematics.electronic that Joerg
Don't even think about standing up.
Weenies !-)
Fred Bloggs said:Just gave this method a test trial- it works great...very fast and
efficient.
Jim said:Can someone provide me with the correct PHONETIC pronunciation of
Rocca delle Macie
Thanks!
Hi Jim,
just coming back from Milan I see this question and try to answer it. The
phonetic suscript for an American:
Rock-ah dell-eh mache
Rock of the ??? I do not exactly know what macie means, it is probably some
local dialect. It might translate to battlefield.
Clifford said:In "Macie", the "ie" is like the one at the end of "gracie". It
has a distinct eee-ayy sound - i.e. both vowels are separately
sounded, not combined into a dipthong as in English.