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Doctor Schprok

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Frank Olson

Jan 1, 1970
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Q: I have a severe pain in my foot ever since the ambulance ran over it.
What do you think it could be??

Dr. Schprok: Ze pain is z-z-ychosematic and is caused by ze anger you veel
over having schpilled your beer.

Q: I was pretty pissed alright. How do you explain the pain in my chest??

Dr. Schprok: Zis is vairly easy to ex-schplane. It is z-z-ycosematic and
is caused by pipple who haf no clue how to add, subtrakt und defide.

Q: So are you going to prescribe something??

Dr. Schprok: Uff courze. virst off, open anozer bottle of beer. Zen very
calmly dial 1-877-722-8900 und tell ze voice which anzers "go stuff
yourself".
 
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