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Electronics PUNS!

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Daedalus

Jan 1, 1970
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I was LED to believe it was a good time for this thread...


Jade
 
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Art Deco

Jan 1, 1970
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Daedalus said:
They're cross with me because diode them money.

Just send them into reverse bias.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
 
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Bob Officer

Jan 1, 1970
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I was LED to believe it was a good time for this thread...
My stomach just does flip-flops when I read puns.

When I saw this Thread I thought I had Diode and gone to heaven. But
soon Rectified the situation when I saw the level of punniness. This
Phase soon passed. I was no longer CHOKEd up and I found no more
impedance to my progress.

I hope I Have some users in awe and shock with my own ability to
generate puns. I hope soon to be under go the process of induction
into the Pun Hall of Fame. (that's just a long wave across the
parking lot from the Aratzio Hall Flames
 
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Daedalus

Jan 1, 1970
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My stomach just does flip-flops when I read puns.

When I saw this Thread I thought I had Diode and gone to heaven. But
soon Rectified the situation when I saw the level of punniness. This
Phase soon passed. I was no longer CHOKEd up and I found no more
impedance to my progress.

I hope I Have some users in awe and shock with my own ability to
generate puns. I hope soon to be under go the process of induction
into the Pun Hall of Fame. (that's just a long wave across the
parking lot from the Aratzio Hall Flames

I got a charge out of your positive post!

Jade
 
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Niemadre

Jan 1, 1970
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They're cross with me because diode them money.

Jade


LOL

--
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GIT-R-DONE!
#20 Usenet asshole
#6 Lits Slut
#11 Most posting trolls/hunters/flonkers 2007

MassiveProng wrote in:
 
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SuperM@ssiveBlackHoleAtTheCenterOfTheMilkyWayGalax

Jan 1, 1970
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I was LED to believe it was a good time for this thread...


Jade


Well, you must have PROBED the wrong demographic, ya fucking kooktard.
 
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D from BC

Jan 1, 1970
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I got some....

It took me a few minutes to come up with these groaners..
--
My brother dresses up like a girl. I call him my transister.

IC U8 all the chips.

LED blinkers make me circuit bored.

It's shocking at the how often I electrocute myself.

I like Kraft marconi and cheese.

Try not to blow a fuse from the current surge of short circuits.

Mr Schmitt became hyster-ical when his circuits didn't work.
D from BC
 
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§ñühw¤£f

Jan 1, 1970
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T. Ling Yu <[email protected]> pinched out a steaming pile
of said:
Their collector was shorted.
Watts all this then???
 
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§ñühw¤£f

Jan 1, 1970
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Daedalus <[email protected]> pinched out a steaming pile
of said:
The current pun thread. It's been a polarizing one.
Why dont they amp their age?
 
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Rich Grise, Plainclothes Hippie

Jan 1, 1970
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Ohm sweet ohm..

In Britain, an ohmmeter is a termite.

You're charged with assault and battery. Bailiff, take the defendant to a
dry cell.

Cheers!
Rich
 
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