Winfield said:
maxfoo wrote...
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Here's the Official Program for the Democratic National Convention...
6:00 pm – Boy Scouts booed off stage.
6:10 pm – Opening Flag burning ceremony.
6:15 pm ! Ted Kennedy Speech "I Remember Mary Jo"
6:30 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a Toast
6:35 pm – Tribute and Remembrance to Viet Cong war dead
7:00 pm – Collect donations for al-Zawahri Defense Fund.
7:30 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a Toast
7:35 pm – Tribute theme to France
8:00 pm – "Peace Through Surrender Rally", Michael Moore hosting.
8:30 pm – Terrorist Appeasement Workshop, Jimmy Carter hosting
9:00 pm – Mass Gay Marriage Ceremony
9:15 pm - ***Intermission – Free copies of the Koran!!!***
9:30 pm – Teddy Kennedy IS toast
9:35 pm – John Kerry is presented with Purple Hearts 4 and 5 for
falling off his snow board and bicycle and then promptly tosses some
veterans purple hearts into the mosh pit.
9:45 pm – Bill Clinton cameo.
11:00 pm – Bill Clinton refuses to leave the stage and is "ushered"
off.
11:01 pm – Teddy Kennedy utters something intelligible and drinks
directly from the bottle
11:02 pm – John Kerry lays out his platform.
11:30 pm – John Kerry lays out the other platform that contradicts the
first platform.
11:55 pm – Teddy Kennedy is now finishing everyone else drinks.
12:00 am – John Kerry accepts the Democratic nomination for President
BUT not before he turns it down
Truly gross butt punkass material.
I would say that's an accurate description- except for the Ted Kennedy
part- he is actually very pro-defense when it means Massachusetts jobs-
just ask Raytheon- you will see his portrait in more than one lobby
AlQeada is looking to give Bush a black eye- nothing will do it better
than another domestic strike - but Boston is safe with all those
collaborators up there.