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How to build a taser gun?

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Gerry Lintonice

Jan 1, 1970
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Some asshole-cops got me with their tasers yesterday.OUCH.

Now I want revenge and fry their fat, donut-filled butts.

How can I build a taser to fry fat and ugly cops?
 
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Impmon

Jan 1, 1970
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How can I build a taser to fry fat and ugly cops?

Step one: learn how to make a shrinking ray

Step 2: build a Telsa coil with Jacob's Ladder on top.

Step tres: shrink that one

Step D: make sure you're holding the right end when you try to zap
someone.

Seriously if they zapped you, you probably deserved it like refused to
obey cops or showed dangerous postures.
 
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jm

Jan 1, 1970
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Gerry Lintonice said:
Some asshole-cops got me with their tasers yesterday.OUCH.

Now I want revenge and fry their fat, donut-filled butts.

How can I build a taser to fry fat and ugly cops?

Hmm - "fat ugly cops" as opposed to what? Burly good looking? Sounds like
you "do" have a preference in cops! They don't use those things unless you
asked for it. Disobey a cop and they will use that or mace. That is their
first line of defense since they're not allowed to just shoot "ass holes".

As another poster said - most likely you refused to obey. GOOD FOR YA. IF
you even remotely think of getting even with them, the next time they shoot,
could bury your ass...... Oh well!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Nog

Jan 1, 1970
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Gerry Lintonice said:
Some asshole-cops got me with their tasers yesterday.OUCH.

Now I want revenge and fry their fat, donut-filled butts.

How can I build a taser to fry fat and ugly cops?

Just put a furnace ignitor, an inverter and a small 12 volt battery, duct
tape them together and place in backback. Attach leads to ignitor with
probes on the other end. Now go zap somebody.
 
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jm

Jan 1, 1970
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Nog said:
Just put a furnace ignitor, an inverter and a small 12 volt battery, duct
tape them together and place in backback. Attach leads to ignitor with
probes on the other end. Now go zap somebody.

Leave some wires hanging out too while you're at it - being part will no
doubt be in a back or fanny pack of some sort, so someone can mistake your
device for a bomb. That will entice the cops you seek - to show up. Then
when you defy them again, maybe they'll smoke your ass.
 
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Tom Biasi

Jan 1, 1970
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Don't feed this guy. He is know to UseNet as the anagram troll.
His nics are anagrams like Gerry Lintonice - nitroglycerine.
 
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