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karaoke machine



Jan 1, 1970
me_myself_and_I said:
Is it possible to make a karaoke machine to plug into my dvd player so I can
use Karaoke DVD's.

I want to make something like this:-

Or would I be best just going and buying the above one?

Cheers John

A simple answer would be Yes, go and buy that one.

However, you appear to be even more deeply disturbed than myself. Makes
note, must try harder.

Alternatively, and I am assuming you are living on your own, you might have
a look next to your toilet. If you are lucky you'll find this thing called a
'bog brush' next to it. If you don't then you need to go and buy one, they
are very useful for some reason or another... oh yes, scraping off the piss
tide mark.

You will also have some unused condoms, rubbers, johnnies, skins lying
around from when you last experimented with them. Alone again, naturally.
Now stretch one of them over the bristly end of your bog brush (you might
need to practice if they are not super strength) and....... Presto!!!!!
Instant Bographone.

Give it a go. Stick your karaoke DVD in the player and wail into your brand
new Bographone. Try some way cool dance moves as well. Of course the facial
expressions just come naturally.

Once you have mastered that you can invite friends around. Either ask them
to bring their bog brushes around for conversion or buy some more. Hours of
fun as they try to convert their bog brushes to Bographones with Durex
UltraSensitive. Snigger, you bastard you..... Hee Hee.

Now you can all take turns or do duets or even ramp it up for a charity get
together with invited guests. It's a party!!! Invite the neighbors, let's
face it they'll be beating on your door to..... 'join in'.

Once you've got them you might suggest a bit of 'line dancing'.

Oh, shit..... the road to recovery!!!!