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Nigel has a request.

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Genome

Jan 1, 1970
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Nerrh


Plus

Mull of Kintyre

And we are prancing about being gay blokes in frilly shirts...

Best years ov your life.

As if?

So, unless the griff is going to coff up, he has a CD player in his lorry
that does CD stuff....

Therefore I demand and expect a smooth delivery.

DNA

Reasons to deliver......

Nigel drives the lorry that delivers kitty litter to Scotland and is more
famous than the liquids delivered by Barr, who are scum for alternative
reasons to do with the money back thing.
 
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Genome

Jan 1, 1970
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The Real Andy said:
Nigel, fucking legend.


Excellent.

However Nigel is not of an Aboriginal Persuasion. He is an immensly fat
white bloke who knows how to make breathing difficult. Like you don't want
to be near him when the government introduces a tax on gravity.

DNA
 
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The Real Andy

Jan 1, 1970
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Excellent.

However Nigel is not of an Aboriginal Persuasion. He is an immensly fat
white bloke who knows how to make breathing difficult. Like you don't want
to be near him when the government introduces a tax on gravity.

DNA

I had sex with nigel.
 
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MassiveProng

Jan 1, 1970
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Sorry, i meant my mum.

You make absolutely retarded posts like this, and you want folks to
believe that you have ANY clue about electrical engineering?
 
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The Real Andy

Jan 1, 1970
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You make absolutely retarded posts like this, and you want folks to
believe that you have ANY clue about electrical engineering?

When did I claim that I have any idea about electrical engineering?
 
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Terry Given

Jan 1, 1970
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MassiveProng said:
You make absolutely retarded posts like this, and you want folks to
believe that you have ANY clue about electrical engineering?

Bwahahahahaha! That, MassivelyWrong, is PRICELESS!

Cheers
Terry
 
G

Genome

Jan 1, 1970
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The Real Andy said:
Sorry, i meant my mum.

Oh..... Your mum is not here so I can't verify what you are saying. I would
have sex with other peoples mums but not with my own.

I suppose that means I'm not going to be able to emmigrate to Australia
which puts my plans for shagging Madge Bishop on hold.

Bummer

DNA

DNA
 
G

Genome

Jan 1, 1970
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The Real Andy said:

**** me, I thought you were an Australian......

However Nigel still insists you did not have sex with him and if Nigel says
you didn't then you didn't, Nigel does not tell porkies.

DNA
 
G

Genome

Jan 1, 1970
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MassiveProng said:
You make absolutely retarded posts like this, and you want folks to
believe that you have ANY clue about electrical engineering?

The big difference between you and Bruce is your minimal IQ takes a dump
when you drink beer.

You probably insist your feet are the same size.

DNA
 
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Terry Given

Jan 1, 1970
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Genome said:
**** me, I thought you were an Australian......

However Nigel still insists you did not have sex with him and if Nigel says
you didn't then you didn't, Nigel does not tell porkies.

DNA

does he pork tellies?

Cheers
Terry
 
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Genome

Jan 1, 1970
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Terry Given said:
does he pork tellies?

Cheers
Terry

In the time I have known Nigel I have not noticed a reduction in the local
number of tellies so I think it is safe to assume he is not porking them or
he has a special one that he is gentle with.

DNA
 
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Spehro Pefhany

Jan 1, 1970
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In the time I have known Nigel I have not noticed a reduction in the local
number of tellies so I think it is safe to assume he is not porking them or
he has a special one that he is gentle with.

DNA

All the same, he'd be well advised to keep the bell end well away from
the 2nd anode.


Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany
 
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