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OT. How the Dutch view our Election

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amdx

Jan 1, 1970
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"We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with
huge tits who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here? "

:) Mike
 
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amdx

Jan 1, 1970
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Jim Thompson said:
Cindy is not deaf and dumb... I don't know about the nympho
requirement ;-)

...Jim Thompson
Hey Jim,
I posted that with you in mind, thought you would get a chuckle .
Mike
 
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PeterD

Jan 1, 1970
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"We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with
huge tits who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here? "

:) Mike

No, beer wins every time.
 
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petrus bitbyter

Jan 1, 1970
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amdx said:
"We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with
huge tits who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here? "

:) Mike

Well... You have the choise to be bitten by a cat or by a tomcat or by a dog
:)

petrus bitbyter
 
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JeffM

Jan 1, 1970
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Jim Yanik

Jan 1, 1970
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"We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

that would be "lying bitch".
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with
huge tits who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here? "

:) Mike

Nope.
 
"We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with
huge tits who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here? "

The Dutch gene-pool of right wing nit-wits was heavily depleted in the
early 1940's, when most of them volunteered to join the Germans
fighting the Russians. Very few of them came back, but the pool was
only depleted, not drained and there are still a few -
unrepresentative - examples left,

AMDX may speak for his bit of Holland - the other six of the united
provinces of the Netherlands (including Gelderland, which is where I
live) seem to favour Hilary - after a century or so of female heads of
state, the Dutch as a whole think that a female president in the USA
would be a good idea,
 
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amdx

Jan 1, 1970
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The Dutch gene-pool of right wing nit-wits was heavily depleted in the
early 1940's, when most of them volunteered to join the Germans
fighting the Russians. Very few of them came back, but the pool was
only depleted, not drained and there are still a few -
unrepresentative - examples left,

AMDX may speak for his bit of Holland - the other six of the united
provinces of the Netherlands (including Gelderland, which is where I
live) seem to favour Hilary - after a century or so of female heads of
state, the Dutch as a whole think that a female president in the USA
would be a good idea,

Please note, I don't have a little bit of Holland. Don't know anything
about the politics of the Netherlands. I received that little quip
in an email and thought it was funny. Didn't think it would start the thread
that it did. Oh and I think McCain's wife is a fine looking woman!
Just a Yankee living in the south, where you don't need to scrape the
sunshine off the windshield. :)
Mike
 
Sloman has made grimness his life's work. After all, that's what he's
good at.

That's odd. I don't have have any published and cited papers on
grimness, nor any patents in that area, but yet John Larkin believes
that grimness is what I'm good at. Then again, he believes that he is
good at electronics, where an objective observer might find his
enthusiasm for self-promotion was more salient.
 
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gearhead

Jan 1, 1970
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I don't have have any published and cited papers on
grimness
Bill Sloman, Nijmegen


Perhaps not on grimness per se, but close --
I cite "Sloman's Dutch-English Lexicography," p. 1337:

"English: grim
Dutch: doodsbleek

The Dutch word is also sometimes used in casual English parlance,
for example 'Phil Allison -- that dude's bleak.'"
 
 Please note, I don't have a little bit of Holland. Don't know anything
about the politics of the Netherlands. I received that little quip
in an email and thought it was funny.

Thereby claiming it as your own. That's plagiarism - if you quote
somevbbody else's work you are under an obligation to identify it as a
quotation, and give them the credit for it. Granting the triviality of
the material you copied and passed off as your own, it is unlikely
that you will be sued for not giving credit, and in fact might be sued
for libel if you did give credit, but the rules are clear enough.

Right wing attitudes to moral behaviour do involve telling other
people what they ought to do, rather than doing it themselves, which
probably explains the negative attitude to lawyers.
 
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Eeyore

Jan 1, 1970
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Fred said:
Well if that's all it takes why don't you go into condom manufacturing...

You need to know your market for that to work. Did you know that 'European'
size condoms are a fraction large for the average Indian gentleman and tend
to slip off too easily. <interesting useless fact # 437>

Graham
 
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gearhead

Jan 1, 1970
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You need to know your market for that to work. Did you know that 'European'
size condoms are a fraction large for the average Indian gentleman and tend
to slip off too easily. <interesting useless fact # 437>

Graham

And we ignorant colonials always thought the "white man's burden"
meant civilizing the savages.
Turns out it's just sods with bad teeth claiming they have willies big
enough to knock down a wog in Calais while standing in Dover.
 
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Eeyore

Jan 1, 1970
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Jim said:
Likewise with Eeyore, although that one already looks like a
piece-a-cake.

According to a recent post of yours, you don't see my posts or even their follow-ups.

Looks like you're lying. No great surprise since you're totally full of shit in the
first place.


Graham
 
Satisfaction is purchase orders, perferably in quantities of hundreds
and thousands, received from serious customers. Our VME 4-channel ARB
is approaching 500 sold, and our NMR temperature controller is close
to 4000.

In years past Princeton Applied Research seemed to do equally well. I
was a bit surprised when the PAR box-car integrator we'd ordered - on
the basis that it had been used by the Siemens physcists whose work we
were commercialising - didn't make it's 5MHz sampling rate, and in
fact fell over at a bit under 2MHz. I got it up to about 2.3MHz by
swapping faster TTL into the critical path but the design could never
have run at 5MHz.

If you are one of the few suppliers to a specialised market, you only
have to be better than your competition to sell well.

For electron beam testers the Cambridge U.K. company Lintech were the
first in the market, and they did very well - in spite of the dubious
quality of the electronics in their system - right up to the moment
when Schlumberger introduced a better tester. After that, they never
sold another machine. The joke was that the engineer - Neil Richardson
- who did a lot of the detailed design of the Lintech machine, left
them for Fairchild (who were taken over by Schlumberger) and was very
active in the design of the Schlumberger electron beam tester. which
fixed all the - many - obvious faults in the Lintech system. It wasn't
a brilliant design, but it was good enough. I designed a better
system, and got it working, but Graham Plows - who'd set up Lintech -
had then moved to Cambridge Instruments, and his sales-driven demands
on my design ended sabotaging the project as descisively as he'd
sabotaged Neil Richardson's work at Lintech.
Design is like skiing; neither is an intellectual activity. Both are
enhanced by doing with friends, with an occasional beer break. Or
coffee, depending.

Good design is an intellectual activity, but I'm happy to agree that
it works better in a co-operative environment, where everybody is
curious about everybody else's designs. About the only nice thing
about designing in pencil onto A0 drafting film was that everybody
could take a look at your work in progress and talk to you about the
design choices as they got drawn onto the board.

At EMI Central Research, the drawing boards tended to be surrounded by
coffe cups half-full of cold coffee, left by coffee drinkers who had
been distracted into a discussion of what was being drawn. We did
clean them up ourselves, but the discussions went on long enough that
there were always a few hanging around waiting to be taken care of.
What, if anything, do you find satisfying? Aside from pretending that
you are more intelligent than everyone else, which we all know about
already.

I don't pretend to be more intelligent than everyone else - that is
merely your reaction to the fact that I'm better informed than you and
Jim Thompson, which isn't anything to be proud of - and your
resentment of this undeniable fact is distinctly petty-minded.

I'd find it a lot more satisfying to be producing good electronic
design, but that doesn't seem to be an option in my present situation.
Give me some design work, and I won't have the time to expose the
daftness of your sillier opinions.
 
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Eeyore

Jan 1, 1970
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John said:
Jim said:
Slowman can't show you ANYTHING.

Nor, it seems, can Fred. Both sound clinically depressed to me. They
should apply some of their magnificent intellect to fixing that little
problem. You know, wake up and smell the tulips. [1]

John

[1] yes, I know, tulips have no smell.

Well that was a silly thing to say then !

I do like plants that smell nice though. I have a huge rosemary 'bush' in
my front garden. Bumblebees in particular seem to love it when it's in
flower.

Graham
 
Not really. It was enclosed in quote marks.

Which doesn't exactly point to the real author. The English is good
enough to suggest that the original author might not have been Dutch -
the phase "beer distributorship" does suggest that the author was a
native speaker of American english - and the quotes could be seen as a
way for an American to attribute words to ficticious Dutch source.
 
The board is by intent a work of art; the
FPGA bga fanouts into the dacs look like a butterfly's wings; the
filters and output amps sparkle like jewelry.

If you can afford to distort the layout enough to make it look good,
you aren't pushing state of the art.

That's how Graham Plows wrecked Lintech - by putting irrelevant
constraints on the engineering to make the product easier to sell,
which - in the end - fatally compromised the effectiveness of the
product in the hands of the user.
 
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