Thought for the day .....

[bertus]

 

[kellys_eye]

My answer - swap the bike for a jet pack.

 

[Delta Prime]

The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.
-Norman Vincent Peale

 

[Delta Prime]

Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same.
--H. L . Mencken

 

[Lioness]

View attachment 56523

That's for sure...

 

[Delta Prime]

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends upon the unreasonable Man.
-George Bernard Shaw

 

[Delta Prime]

The only gracious way to accept and insult is to ignore it; If you can't ignore it; top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it, if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved!

 

[Delta Prime]

The only man who has ever gotten all of his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe!
-Delta Prime