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Why I don't answer many questions?

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Rolavine

Jan 1, 1970
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They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

Rocky
 
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Activ8

Jan 1, 1970
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They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

Rocky

So, out of curiosity, what are your strong points?
 
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Paul Burke

Jan 1, 1970
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Rolavine said:
They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

This is so like my attitude to driving- anyone driving faster than me is
a dangerous hotheaded reckless antisocial speedophile idiot, anyone
slower is a fuddyduddy old stick in the mud obstructive fart.

Paul Burke
 
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Terry Given

Jan 1, 1970
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Paul Burke said:
This is so like my attitude to driving- anyone driving faster than me is
a dangerous hotheaded reckless antisocial speedophile idiot, anyone
slower is a fuddyduddy old stick in the mud obstructive fart.

Paul Burke

Ditto for height - anyone shorter than me is a short person. Anyone taller
is a tall person. I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

Cheers
Terry
 
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Activ8

Jan 1, 1970
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Ditto for height - anyone shorter than me is a short person.

Arrrgghhh! I hate those showers in foreign owned hotels. I have to
bend my knees to get my head wet.
Anyone taller
is a tall person.

At least I don't hit my head on their house.
I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

You mean your ass would be in your head? ;) Those are some *really*
long legs. It would be better than having your head in your ass
though, no?
Cheers
Terry

That implies that like me, you are perfect ;) 6 ft tall, 6 ft wing
span, 3 ft nose to finger tips, 18 in cubit, 12 in forearm, 9 in
hand, 6 in thumbs up, 4 in fist, 3 in boy scouts fingers, 1 in
margin off the first digit's tip.

Never really need a tape measure, nor a rip saw since I can just
break the stinkin' board.
 
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Terry Given

Jan 1, 1970
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Activ8 said:
Arrrgghhh! I hate those showers in foreign owned hotels. I have to
bend my knees to get my head wet.

ayup. damn annoying.

At least I don't hit my head on their house.


You mean your ass would be in your head? ;) Those are some *really*
long legs. It would be better than having your head in your ass
though, no?

what, I made an asstoundingly assinine assertion?

A guy I work with once pinned a fake picture (of a guy in a suit bent over,
with his head up his own ass) to the wall of his cubicle. Senior management
saw it and objected, so our wussy R&D manager made him take it down. Me and
the other senior engineer thought that was just fucken stupid, and told the
R&D manager, but not quite so elegantly (we were all mates). Then we both
printed out the picture and pinned it up in our cubicles. Senior management
saw it that day, and never said a word. The next day the picture was
everywhere in R&D. After a week or so we tired of that game, and most of the
pictures came down. Senior management also asked our R&D manager to ban
dilbert cartoons. By this stage he had started to develop a spine, and said
no.

Funny story: about a month after the heads-up saga, our boss showed a
picture of his pregnant wifes ultrasound scan to everyone at lunchtime. He
pointed out various bits, then said "theres the spine" to which some wit
replied "your obviously not the father then"

That implies that like me, you are perfect ;) 6 ft tall, 6 ft wing
span, 3 ft nose to finger tips, 18 in cubit, 12 in forearm, 9 in
hand, 6 in thumbs up, 4 in fist, 3 in boy scouts fingers, 1 in
margin off the first digit's tip.

close. scale by 74"/72"
Never really need a tape measure, nor a rip saw since I can just
break the stinkin' board.

Yeah, but if your a *real* man, you break the board with your pecker ;}

Cheers
Terry
 
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Ken Taylor

Jan 1, 1970
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Terry Given said:
Funny story: about a month after the heads-up saga, our boss showed a
picture of his pregnant wifes ultrasound scan to everyone at lunchtime. He
pointed out various bits, then said "theres the spine" to which some wit
replied "your obviously not the father then"

ROTFLMAO!! Thanks, it's been a rough week. :)

Ken
 
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Ken Taylor

Jan 1, 1970
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Terry Given said:
Ditto for height - anyone shorter than me is a short person. Anyone taller
is a tall person. I am exactly the right height (just as well really, my
hips would be in trouble with legs this long if I was only 5'11).

Cheers
Terry
As long as your legs reach the ground, they are long enough.

Ken
 
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Gregory L. Hansen

Jan 1, 1970
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Arrrgghhh! I hate those showers in foreign owned hotels. I have to
bend my knees to get my head wet.

And then only the short-person urinal is available...
 
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Jim Thompson

Jan 1, 1970
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So, out of curiosity, what are your strong points?

His "points' are so strong I plonked him months ago ;-)

...Jim Thompson
 
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Rolavine

Jan 1, 1970
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Subject: Re: Why I don't answer many questions?
From: Activ8 [email protected]
Date: 5/28/2004 12:19 AM Pacific Daylight Time
Message-id: <[email protected]>



So, out of curiosity, what are your strong points?
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Ahh, once in a while I give a perfect answer. And I'm good at answering my own
questions even though they appear in all three categories..

Rocky
 
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Activ8

Jan 1, 1970
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On Fri, 28 May 2004 20:33:57 +1200, Terry Given wrote:

what, I made an asstoundingly assinine assertion?

not that I know of. I was jst contrasting two possible physical
defects.
Yeah, but if your a *real* man, you break the board with your pecker ;}
I've had women that were stiff as a board.
 
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Jim Thompson

Jan 1, 1970
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On Fri, 28 May 2004 20:33:57 +1200, Terry Given wrote:



not that I know of. I was jst contrasting two possible physical
defects.

I've had women that were stiff as a board.

Careful there, Activ8, Terry will declare you a bigot ;-)

But probably not. I'm his major target because I declared him
ignorant ;-)

...Jim Thompson
 
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John Larkin

Jan 1, 1970
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They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

Rocky

Well, that explains it pretty well.

John
 
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John Larkin

Jan 1, 1970
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On Fri, 28 May 2004 20:33:57 +1200, Terry Given wrote:



not that I know of. I was jst contrasting two possible physical
defects.

I've had women that were stiff as a board.

Really, just because you *think* a woman might be reading your posts,
you guys start acting like high-school freshmen who know a few dirty
words. Pathetic.

John
 
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James Meyer

Jan 1, 1970
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They are either so vague that there is no point in trying to help, or they are
so stupid as to be beneath my contempt, or they are so darn esoteric that only
a proplerly initiated member of that specific monkhood would even care.

Rocky

I've never seen you answer a question at all.

Jim
 
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Activ8

Jan 1, 1970
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Really, just because you *think* a woman might be reading your posts,
you guys start acting like high-school freshmen who know a few dirty
words. Pathetic.

John

Incorrect assertion, John. I couldn't give a rat's ass who's reading
my posts. I'd have replied to Terry the same way even if god itself
were reading my post.
 
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Terry Given

Jan 1, 1970
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Activ8 said:
Incorrect assertion, John. I couldn't give a rat's ass who's reading
my posts. I'd have replied to Terry the same way even if god itself
were reading my post.

Ditto - my response was aimed at Mike, and Mike alone. verbal silly-buggers,
eh wot? others are free to take offence if they want.

Cheers
Terry
 
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Rich Grise

Jan 1, 1970
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Paul Burke said:
This is so like my attitude to driving- anyone driving faster than me is
a dangerous hotheaded reckless antisocial speedophile idiot, anyone
slower is a fuddyduddy old stick in the mud obstructive fart.

Paul Burke
And anyone driving at that exact speed is a mindless obedient unreasoning
imitative vacuous foolish acquiescent sheep.
 
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James Meyer

Jan 1, 1970
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Incorrect assertion, John. I couldn't give a rat's ass who's reading
my posts. I'd have replied to Terry the same way even if god itself
were reading my post.

You should have said "God Herself".

Jim
 
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