New Universal Glass Break Detector Tester

[Frank Olson]

I've discovered a new method of testing/adjusting glass break detectors
and it's universal!! Works with every manufacturer and all it needs is
regular doses of animal crackers and chocolate. It's my grandson and
no, he's not for sale. He discovered that he can even turn on the red
LED on an FG-730. He stands under the detector, stomps and shouts at
the same time. His voice must be pitched just perfectly.

 

[nick markowitz]

I've discovered a new method of testing/adjusting glass break detectors
and it's universal!!  Works with every manufacturer and all it needs is
regular doses of animal crackers and chocolate.  It's my grandson and
no, he's not for sale.  He discovered that he can even turn on the red
LED on an FG-730.  He stands under the detector, stomps and shouts at
the same time.  His voice must be pitched just perfectly.  

My 2 puggles beagle-pugg mix dogs work good to with there howling
when they hear certain sounds they like also.

 

[JoeRaisin]

We had a customer who went with glass breaks and no motions because he
had two large dogs (big sweeties!) but was still plagued by false alarms.

We finally figured out it was the dog tags jingling while the two dogs
romped which made for the perfect combination. He rubber banded the
tages to stop the jingling and that solved the problem.

 

[Roger W]

I've discovered a new method of testing/adjusting glass break detectors
and it's universal!!  Works with every manufacturer and all it needs is
regular doses of animal crackers and chocolate.  It's my grandson and
no, he's not for sale.  He discovered that he can even turn on the red
LED on an FG-730.  He stands under the detector, stomps and shouts at
the same time.  His voice must be pitched just perfectly.  

Don't worry. His voice will change when he reaches puberty.

 

[Frank Olson]

Don't worry. His voice will change when he reaches puberty.

Either that or mine will. We were horsing around earlier today and the
little tyke wound up accidentally kicking Grampa in the nads so hard I
swear I could feel 'em at the back of my throat. A couple of swallows
and they were back where they belong, though.

 

[Roger W]

Either that or mine will.  We were horsing around earlier today and the
little tyke wound up accidentally kicking Grampa in the nads so hard I
swear I could feel 'em at the back of my throat.  A couple of swallows
and they were back where they belong, though.

Heh Heh Heh You should have known by now. I learned the old
"kick in the whatchamacallits" routine when I was I mere Daddy playing
around with Jr...... Now Gramps wears an athletic cup when engaging in
horseplay with the youngins. Maybe if you're real good, Santa might
put one under the tree for you this year.