OT: Joke: Women-only parking lot!

[Rich Grise, but drunk]

New Law!

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots,
especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has
established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the
parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and
safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only
parking lot in Minnesota.

http://www.abiengr.com/~sysop/images/parking-lot.jpg

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Frank Bemelman]

New Law!

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots,
especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has
established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the
parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and
safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only
parking lot in Minnesota.

http://www.abiengr.com/~sysop/images/parking-lot.jpg

Cheers!
Rich

What's the joke here, Rich?

 

[Leo Lichtman]

Rich, how many feminists dous it take to call you a jerk?

ANSWER: None. It's obvious.

 

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Not only politically incorrect, but also Geographicaly.

MOA is not only not in Minneapolis, it's not even in the 1st ring of
'burbs.

 

[§¤wñh£]

Political correctness has gone mad. It's a JOKE get over it. I'm sure women
have their men jokes.

 

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Political correctness has gone mad. It's a JOKE get over it. I'm sure women
have their men jokes.

No doubt. Bring 'em on! Here's a couple more I like:

http://www.sodwork.com/piccies/picpage.php?img=123&type=2
http://www.sodwork.com/piccies/picpage.php?img=58&type=1

Chris

 

[Rich Grise, but drunk]

Not only politically incorrect, but also Geographicaly.

MOA is not only not in Minneapolis, it's not even in the 1st ring of
'burbs.

I know. I used to live about a mile from it, in Bloomington. But who's
ever heard of "Bloomington, Minnesota"?

Thanks,
Rich

 

[Rich Grise, but drunk]

Political correctness has gone mad. It's a JOKE get over it. I'm sure women
have their men jokes.
http://www.scroom.com/humor/cuc_men.html

Cheers!
Rich

 

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No doubt. Bring 'em on! Here's a couple more I like:

http://www.sodwork.com/piccies/picpage.php?img=123&type=2

http://www.sodwork.com/piccies/picpage.php?img=58&type=1

That's not how youre meant to print, silly! You use an LCD cos its
flat!

NT

 

[rigger]

New Law!

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots,
especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has
established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the
parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and
safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only
parking lot in Minnesota.

http://www.abiengr.com/~sysop/images/parking-lot.jpg

This has to be a fake otherwise the ground would be littered with cell
phones.

I believe the combination of women drivers and cell phones might be the
reason we don't see the personal aircar being developed. Too scary to
contemplate.

dennis
in nca

 

[Derek Potter]

Not only politically incorrect, but also Geographicaly.

And you can't spell, and the word you're trying for doesn't need
capitalization.

MOA is not only not in Minneapolis, it's not even in the 1st ring of
'burbs.

What would Usenet be without nit-picking trolls?

 

[Gunner]

Rich, how many feminists dous it take to call you a jerk?

ANSWER: None. It's obvious.

Leo..when your roids get that bad..I suggest a Liberal coating of
Preperation H.

Gunner

"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
John Griffin

 

[Keith]

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Leo Lichtman, huh?

Seems like 'Leo Lickedman' (as in beaten, not fellated) would be
more appropriate.

It was a joke, and all the women I've showed it to, so far, laughed
and thought it was clever.

My wife suggested that I check my dinner tonight. At lunch I found that
she forgot to pack bread in my lunch kit. She put both in hers.

But maybe the women you like are still upset by the "Rule of Thumb"?

....must be a Girlyman Dem.

 

[mj]

quote
Leo..when your roids get that bad..I suggest a Liberal coating of
Preperation H.

Yeah, thats right! It's the Liberals fault that we now have female only
parking!
MJ
PS...disclaimer. This is a joke. Please feel free to laugh. This may
neccetate (necetate, nessetate, neccestate???) the removal of a cork in
the nether regions of a body part.
Good golly, I am just hilarious this morning.
MJ

 

[Rich Grise]

And you can't spell, and the word you're trying for doesn't need
capitalization.


What would Usenet be without nit-picking trolls?

Not only that, but Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport is
neither in Minneapolis _or_ Saint Paul! ;-)

I guess us Minnesot'ns figure nobody's ever heard of Edina or Chanhassen,
so they just say "Minneapolis".

The world's first indoor mall, Southdale, is in Edina - it was built
when that area was all prairie; nowadays Edina is like Irvine or Newport
Beach, moneywise. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Rich Grise]

Leo..when your roids get that bad..I suggest a Liberal coating of
Preperation H.

Gunner

"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
John Griffin

Heck, I've been called a jerk by women who didn't even claim to be
feminists! ;-P

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Rich Grise]

quote
Leo..when your roids get that bad..I suggest a Liberal coating of
Preperation H.

Yeah, thats right! It's the Liberals fault that we now have female only
parking!
MJ
PS...disclaimer. This is a joke. Please feel free to laugh. This may
neccetate (necetate, nessetate, neccestate???) the removal of a cork in
the nether regions of a body part.
Good golly, I am just hilarious this morning.
MJ

Necessitate. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich

 

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Not only that, but Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport is
neither in Minneapolis _or_ Saint Paul! ;-)

I guess us Minnesot'ns figure nobody's ever heard of Edina or Chanhassen,
so they just say "Minneapolis".

But Minneapolis is a metropolis, isn't it?

 

[Rich Grise]

But Minneapolis is a metropolis, isn't it?

Well, I guess you could say that, but the suburbs are still the suburbs.
If I was on, say, a game show, and said that I was from Richfield,
Minnesota, it might as well be Timbuktu. But people have _heard_ of
Minneapolis. ;-P

Thanks,
Rich

 

[mj]

Thanks Rich!
Spelling wasn't my game this morning and I was too lazy to look it up
in the dictionary. LOL. I knew none of them looked right.
MJ