Looks like there's some *serious* brain-washing going on in Euro-land.
Particularly got a kick out of "without Europe no CD no DVD" and "we
have our own oil / natural gass" ;-)
ROTFLMAO!
I think I can safely nominate Jan Panteltje as Best Village Idiot of
2004.
Well, you are obviously still drunk, or born that way, but anyways you
asked what I was arrested for... I will tell you:
Killing a drunken Usenet poster....
While I was standing there with the knife, blood dripping from it,
my suit all messed up of cause, the police came screeching in, sirens
and all, and told me to reach for the sky.
Decided to play along, and while the gallows were being put up, in that old
courthouse, judge Killdare was at it.
All 12 members of the jury had seen it happen too.
Now you may wonder how I got away with it, as I am now writing this.
Well, I did the Perry Mason voice thing... and did my own defense of cause.
It looked really bad and people were crying, and this guy came up to me
to get my size, for the coffin, you know.
But fortunately there was an Internet connection in that court, and my
request to use it was sustained.
I did a quick printout of some of that victims (Think his name was
Tom Jimpson or something), and handed it to the jury.
They took only a short time, and unanimously decided I was not guilty.
The judge looked a bit surprised: 'Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, HOW
did you come to that conclusions?' he asked...
'Well, from these postings we can see that the victim was brain dead.
Since he was brain dead, he was already technically dead, and so was not
killed'.
The judge fumbled through his books for a long time, and then finally said:
'Justice has been done', and also had the relatives of that guy pay for
cleaning my suit, as I was merely doing a service to the community, when I
tried to dispose of the body of the braindead.
So there is a lesson here...
Copyright Jan Panteltje 2004 All Rights Reserved.