RIP Karl Malden at 97

[DarkMatter]

Should be two more coming, I guess. (or going)

Nice,long life for Karl.

 

[Norman Farnsworth]

Should be two more coming, I guess. (or going)

Nice,long life for Karl.

Why don't you volunteer, assface? You won't be missed.

 

[DarkMatter]

Why don't you volunteer, assface? You won't be missed.

Oh, wow! I'm a celebrity! I never knew.

Actually, the truth is that you are yet another totally retarded Usenet
invader.

 

[DarkMatter]

Why don't you volunteer, assface? You won't be missed.

In a 'proper world', after a crack like that... that right thing to do
would be for me to volunteer YOU.

 

[Norman Farnsworth]

In a 'proper world', after a crack like that... that right thing to do
would be for me to volunteer YOU.

You puny piece of shit never volunteered anything in your wasted life.
And speaking of cracks, how's your mother's? If she's already dead
from the misery of having you as her faggot son, let's dig her up and
skull **** her.

Yeah, that's right. Your fame has spread here from other groups where
you've been an asshole for almost two years. Get lost pigface. Stay
over there where you're already getting slapped around daily.

 

[Norman Farnsworth]

Oh, wow! I'm a celebrity! I never knew.

Actually, the truth is that you are yet another totally retarded Usenet
invader.

If being an asshole in a newsgroup and having that knowledge spread to
other Usenet groups is a measure of celebrity, the you are a fucking
superstar!

What is the relationship of the nym DarkMatter to your personal
ethnicity?

 

[Kai]

Yeah, that's right. Your fame has spread here from other groups where
you've been an asshole for almost two years. Get lost pigface. Stay
over there where you're already getting slapped around daily.

I have been posting in this group longer than any of those, idiot.
Certainly longer than a retarded **** like you.

And no, a pathetic, retarded little jackoff like you doesn't get to
tell me to do anything at all, ever.

 

[DarkSucker]

If being an asshole in a newsgroup and having that knowledge spread to
other Usenet groups is a measure of celebrity, the you are a fucking
superstar!

What is the relationship of the nym DarkMatter to your personal
ethnicity?

Zero.

But I play on the pathetic little brains of the world. A group, of
which you are a member.

I wouldn't expect you to actually have any real grasp of the real
world. Not enough to have any depth of knowledge to see the deeper
meaning of anything.

So you wouldn't understand concepts like 'dark matter' or the math
behind chaos, or anything else that might infringe on your pathetic
current concept of reality.

Too bad. You lose. Again. Go back to your kook group now.

 

[Norman Farnsworth]

I have been posting in this group longer than any of those, idiot.
Certainly longer than a retarded **** like you.

And no, a pathetic, retarded little jackoff like you doesn't get to
tell me to do anything at all, ever.

BULLSHIT - Make that two counts of bullshit:

1. You have not been posting as long as you'd like people to think.
You go back to 2007 - PERIOD! Any statement to the contrary is a load
of garbage.

2. In spite of your statement that I do not get to tell you to do
something, I certainly can tell you to do something as follows:
Go **** youself!

Your fascination with calling everyone "retarded" only reflects back
on your dumb, faggot, retarded self. You are a pizza-faced pussyboi.

 

[Norman Farnsworth]

Zero.

But I play on the pathetic little brains of the world. A group, of
which you are a member.

I wouldn't expect you to actually have any real grasp of the real
world. Not enough to have any depth of knowledge to see the deeper
meaning of anything.

So you wouldn't understand concepts like 'dark matter' or the math
behind chaos, or anything else that might infringe on your pathetic
current concept of reality.

Too bad. You lose. Again. Go back to your kook group now.

I forgot that you're a fucking genius (in your own mind). At least
your new nym is more descriptive of your true station in life. I'll
bet Obama himself could be enticed by one calling himself a dark
sucker. Next you'll undoubtedly try to explain how string theory
relates to tampons.

Eat shit and die you fat fag.

 

[Richard Cranium]

On Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:58:31 -0700, DarkSucker

So you wouldn't understand concepts like 'dark matter' or the math
behind chaos, or anything else that might infringe on your pathetic
current concept of reality.

Hey Archie ... I get it. It's the Butterfly Effect. One day I farted
and weeks later you inhaled particles of my turd enhancing your
reputation as "Shit for Brains". See, you cannot change the initial
conditions of your conception when your uncle ass-fucked your daddy
and some feces-infested sperm made their way into your mommy's snatch,
ostensibly on the feet of flies. That was the beginning of a series
of seemingly rendom events that are actually not at all random. You
were just as predetermined to become the faggot, celibate asshole that
you are today as you are destined to self destruct as an exploding
ball of shit in the near future. It's in the cards for you pal; you
might as well accept it.

 

[Kai]

You go back to 2007 - PERIOD!

Wrong. I have been posting since about '96.

You are just too stupid to grasp the fact that a person may have lived
in a different area operated by a different system back then, and be in a
totally different system now.

In other words... you are about as retarded as one can get.

1. You have not been posting as long as you'd like people to think.

I have been posting far longer than a retarded twit like you has, and
have never mis-represented my tenure online, you stupid ****.

Any statement to the contrary is a load
of garbage.

All of your statements qualify as refuse, Farnworth. Every goddamned
one of them.

2. In spite of your statement that I do not get to tell you to do
something, I certainly can tell you to do something as follows:
Go **** youself!

No. You only get to hear yourself mutter the words, and you get to see
yourself writing them. You do not get to do anything with them other
than that, and to believe that you do is a pretty good indicator of just
how much of a retarded pussy you are.

Your fascination with calling everyone "retarded" only reflects back
on your dumb, faggot, retarded self.

I'll bet that I could do a damn sight better than a retard like you,
and I'll bet that I already have, and that you will never even catch up
to that mark. You are pathetic. You are retarded. You are the weakest
dink. Goodbye.

You are a pizza-faced pussyboi.

No. I am a 'ready for Hollywood real man'. You, on the other hand...

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahaha!

 

[Richard Cranium]

On Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:13:57 -0700, Kai

No. I am a 'ready for Hollywood real man'. You, on the other hand...

No. A "ready for Hollywood real man" would never be celibate. You
are a self-confessed celibate scumbag

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahaha!

 

[DarkSucker]

I forgot that you're a fucking genius (in your own mind). At least
your new nym is more descriptive of your true station in life. I'll
bet Obama himself could be enticed by one calling himself a dark
sucker. Next you'll undoubtedly try to explain how string theory
relates to tampons.

Eat shit and die you fat fag.

It predates the claim you made about my postings. It was a very old
argument here, but I wouldn't expect a total retard like you to get it.

 

[Norman farnsworth]

Wrong. I have been posting since about '96.

Bullshit! And you previously claimed to have been posting in 1992
(more bullshit).

No. You only get to hear yourself mutter the words, and you get to see
yourself writing them.

Wrong again (but that's your name). I wrote it; you read it and you
certainly understood it.

No. I am a 'ready for Hollywood real man'.

Only if Hollywood is casting about for a morbidly obese, pizza-faced
fagboi.

 

[Kai]

Bullshit! And you previously claimed to have been posting in 1992
(more bullshit).

I never made any such claim. I had a 286 in those days, you utter
retard.

 

[Kai]

Only if Hollywood is casting about for a morbidly obese, pizza-faced
fagboi.

Are you looking in a mirror?

I ride a bike several miles a day. Is that a practice enjoyed by the
"morbidly obese", you fucking retard?